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17 juin 2012

Des blagues en anglais sur Bhola / Bhola jokes

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Bhola est le héros des blagues en hindi en Inde. C'est un personnage un peu idiot qui a parfois quelques traits de génie. Certaines de ces blagues sont universelles, d'autres font penser à Guha, héros similaire de blagues en arabe. 
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Bhola was jumped by two muggers/thieves and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.
His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. 
"You mean you fought like that for 57 paise?" asked one of the muggers increduously.
"Is that all you wanted?" moaned Bhola. "I thought you were after the Rs.400 in my shoe!"


Herolal is driving with Bhola as his passenger, when he decides to pull over because he suspects that his turn signal may not be working.
He asks Bhola if he doesn't mind stepping out of the car to check the lights while he tests them. Bhola steps out and stands in front of the car.
Herolal turns on the turn signal and asks, "Is it working?"
To which Bhola responds, "Yes, it's working....No, it's not working....Yes, it's working....No, it's not working...."
(Cette blague est aussi une blague belge !)

Bhola went to a carpenter and said, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?"
"Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be done, I suppose, but what would you want a box like that for?"
"Well, you see," said Bhola, "my neighbor moved away and forgot some things, so he asked me to send him his garden hose."


Bhola and Herolal decide to have a reunion. So Herolal decides to visit Bhola, who is living in a big city. 
But Herolal gets lost and calls his friend Bhola,
"Hey, I am coming over but I am lost and have no idea where I am."
Bhola replies, "It's okay, just look at the street intersection, there will be two signs, read them to me."
Herolal looks over and then says, "Okay, okay, I see them, one says 'Walk', the other one says 'Do not walk'."
"Oh good, you are right down the street. I'll be over to pick you up."


A policeman pulled Bhola over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Bhola: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.


Herolal and Bhola are building a house. Herolal is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend Bhola comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.
He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."
Bhola gets exasperated and says "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
(Egalement une blague belge)


Bhola spoke frantically on the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asked.
"No, you idiot!" Bhola shouted. "This is her husband!"


Bhola and Herolal were hanging upside down on a tree. Sometime later Bhola falls down. On hearing the 'dhoom' sound Herolal asks him, "Arre kya hua?" (What happened?)
Bhola replies, "Arre yaar, pak gaya tha!" (I had become ripe!)
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